- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where a Train stops...On my desk, I have a work station..
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what
fool came up with,"Quit,while you're ahead"?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?
- I was thinking that women should put pictures of
missing husbands on beer cans.
- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me .
. they were cramming for their finals.
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
little tiny spoons & forks,so I wonder what Chinese mothers
use.Toothpicks?
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to
these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look
for them while they delivered the mail?
- How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live
there?
- If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
- Clones are people two.
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no
women there,is he still wrong?
- Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that
everything will turn out OK.
- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
- If a person with multiple personalities threatens
suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
- I went for a walk lastnight and my kids asked
me how long I'd be gone; said,"The whole time."
- So what's the speed of dark?
- How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees?
And who has been dissing them anyhow?
- After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before
getting OUT of the water?
- Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
- If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you
pack it in?
- I just got skylights put in my place.The people who
live above me are furious.
- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because
they taste funny?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an
"s" in it?
- Since light travels faster than sound,isn't that why
some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
- How come abbreviated is such a long word?
- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to
be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians
throw hamburgers?
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